(Kinda) Breaking news from the Writing Center! Dramatic change was attempted in the Coe College Writing Center during the Spring semester of 2025. As many consultants returned to the Writing Center for their Friday shifts, a horrendous discovery was uncovered. Some devious group of ne'er-do-wells attempted to disrupt our signature Writing Center fun shui!
For (presumably) a many great years, our Writing Center has been organized under this extremely particular form of decor rules. Feng shui designs a decluttered space and mind through optimal furniture flow, a lack of straight lines, clear entry ways, command positions, and open environment. However, our Writing Center's fun shui has historically taken a different approach.
Sure, you may need to squeeze on by some chairs and people to get some coffee, narrowly dodge couches on the way to our great whiteboard, or snap your head in our rotating chairs in surprise every time a new person enters the Writing Center, but we consultants could always use a new challenge. Some could even dare to imagine if the bookshelf was open for use, all the books that'd need to be organized and read, absolutely terrifying... Instead, we can cram everyone into a horseshoe, all connected; almost literally. Stuck together is better.
You see, this is what our fun shui is all about.
The perpetrator's new layout design truly would have ruined our fun shui. Walkable spaces between our work zones, a circular based seating arrangement, and the bookshelves ACCESSIBLE! We have truly been saved.
After extensive analysis and use of advanced deductionary techniques, interested investigators have determined the attempted crime occurred Thursday night, March 6th, 2025. Investigators have additionally uncovered who we believe to the ne'er-do-wells secret meeting after the crime.
Fortunately due to the swift intervention of unknown writing consultants, crisis has been averted and we may all go back to the sweet Coe Writing Center fun shui we all deserve.
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