We all know the atmosphere of the writing center lends itself to some wacky and bizarre conversations. Talking to friends about a salad you had for lunch can devolve into a conversation about the deep seated fears that arise from watching too many Veggie Tales episodes as a child so now the idea of eating a tomato invokes a weird response that I can only compare to stabbing a voodoo doll of your friend because in your formative years you formed an parasocial emotional attachment to Bob the Tomato. Also other, slightly more normal conversations that just catch people a little off guard, like the board question that asked what inanimate object people would want to be. Beyond the board, the writing center itself is packed to the brim with personality.
From the walls of weird drawings everywhere:
To Our Friend Abe™ over in the corner:
The CWC is a place where few topics are off limits and weird conversations encouraged. The following are anonymized quotes that have been overheard in the CWC. Enjoy!
1: I’m a hoarder for tabs
2: Me too! The iphone limit is 500. I know that because I’ve hit it several times
I am doing *unwell*
For a cave dwelling creature, I don’t like insects
I don’t eat tomatoes, but not for veggie tales reasons
From whence a rat back to rat
You want to do cocaine with Stephen King, we are not the same person
I don’t think they’re going to make you live in Murray if you have a whole baby
I like her instagrams, she likes mine, that’s our relationship now
There are tons of flavours of Goldfish… I have real homework I should be doing right now
She said she could fix him. I don’t know how she’s going to fix anemia but ok.
We’re playing limbo with the devil because this is rock bottom
other than suspenders, what does Louis contribute to One Direction?
If you're describing someone's teeth, they're the villain
Everyone loves mugs and if I was an inanimate object I would want to be loved.
Does a corpse count as an inanimate object?
no ethics, just vibes
sometimes you have to take things to a higher power. That higher power is always their mom. Act like an adult or I will treat you like a child
Lie to me you little robot. Good Job!
I feel like I'm set up for failure every time I walk into a kitchen
Playdoh was originally made as a wallpaper cleaner!
I’m easily bribed, but not to do surveys
I don’t know about you, but I feel like maybe leaving cream cheese out on a table from 8am to 11pm is a bad idea
everytime I run into David Hayes on campus I try to open my eyes bigger to match his
If soulmates do exist, Jeffery Dahmer doesn't deserve one
I have no idea how I'm going to explain this to my therapist... ya know, she has enough going on I won't even try
It's unethical, I know that
the unfiber, if you will
It scares me that you were able to find a song because it plays for 5 seconds in Cars
Ok, to go back to infanticide
[being president of a sorority] is like being a teen mom, you'll rise to the occasion.
1: I don't really play games where I get hurt physically.
My dad texted me a play-by-play commentary of groundhog day this year
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