11 things you wish you'd known your first semester at Coe (a poem)

Your first semester at Coe,

There are things you should know...

Some are fun,

some are scary,

(like your weird Uncle Larry.)

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Thing number one:

Get your homework done.

Thing number two:

There's always stuff to do.

Thing number three:

There's a ghost in Voorhees.

Thing number four:

Leave open your door!

That's the best way

to make friends on your floor!

Thing number 5:

Call your mom,

and you'll thrive.

Thing number 6:

Always greet Dougie!!

He's the coolest there is!!!!!!

Thing number 7:

You're a Kohawk til heaven.

Thing number 8:

Find things to celebrate!!!! 

Thing number nine:

Be wise with your time.

Thing number 10:

Talk like you write in pen.

Thing number 11:

Go to Coe's writing center,

they're open past seven :)